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Title    : I Could Have Tooled All Night
Original : I Could Have Danced All Night
Group    : from My Fair Lady
Author   : Guy L. Steele Jr.
Intro    : 
Song     : 

         I Could Have Tooled All Night

           [to be sung to the tune of
          I Could Have Danced All Night
               from My Fair Lady]


Tool! Tool! I feel like such a fool!
All term I goofed off; I can't catch up now!
Sleep! Sleep! I've got to get some sleep!
Tooling wouldn't help me anyhow!

I could have tooled all night,
   I could have tooled all night,
      and still have tooled some more;
I could have been absurd,
   Learned all my Latin verbs,
      It wouldn't raise my score.
I can't remember all those theorems,
      And all those facts from my mind flee --
I only know exams,
   Are why one usually crams,
     But tooling never could help me!

I could have tooled all night,
   I could have tooled all night,
      And memorized each book;
I only now regret,
   My sections never met,
      And lectures I forsook.
I cross my fingers now in terror,
      I only hope some luck's with me --
But had I tooled or not,
   I'd still be on the spot,
      My goofing off deserves the E!


                        -- The Great Quux
                             (with apologies to
                                Lerner and Loewe)