On cats:
Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.-- Dave Platt
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.-- Bruce Graham
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.-- Unknown
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.-- Anonymous
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.-- Jeff Valdez
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.-- English proverb
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.-- Ellen Perry Berkeley
One cat just leads to another.-- Ernest Hemingway
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.-- Mary Bly
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.-- Joseph Wood Krutch
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.-- Faith Resnick
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.-- Anonymous
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.-- Hippolyte Taine
No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me.-- Unknown
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.-- Albert Schweitzer
The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.-- Ernest Menaul
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.-- Unknown
Time spent with cats is never wasted.-- Colette
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.-- Missy Dizick
You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.-- Colonial American proverb
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.-- Joseph Wood Krutch
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.-- Unknown
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.-- Unknown
Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.-- Unknown
Everything gets much simpler to believe in God rather than evolution. Then, you know who is guilty and all you need to do is to figure out how to get your revenge.-- Unknown